About The Bum Elite Football Team
Welcome to Bum Elite Football Team, where touchdowns are optional and hilarity is guaranteed. Established by a hastily assembled crew of flag football illiterates, Bum Elite proudly embodies the spirit of mediocrity in Flag Football.
Our Story
Picture this: a group of guys gathered around a a pile of fast food with annoyed restaurant workers staring in dismay in the distance, shouting loud enough that customers 2 restaurants over can hear. That, my friends, is the humble beginning of Bum Elite Football Team. We figured if we couldn’t play like the pros, we might as well play in the same tournaments they do.
Our Philosophy
At Bum Elite, we believe in the power of underachievement. We’re not here to win championships; we’re here to entertain the masses with our questionable tactics and occasional moments of accidental brilliance. From fumbled snaps to botched play calls, every blunder is a badge of honor.
Our Vision
While other teams dream of Tournament glory, we’re content to bask in the warm sun on the sidelines, munching on snacks provided by our team captain and debating which team at the tournament has the best uniforms. Our vision is simple: to enjoy the game, win or lose, (mainly lose).
Our Community
Joining Bum Elite isn’t just about football; it’s about embracing the absurdity of life and laughing in the face of defeat. Whether you’re a die-hard fan or a casual observer, you’re welcome to join our ragtag band of misfits as long as you are unable to reliably attend practice or games.
Join Us
Think you have what it takes to be a Bum Elite player? If you can’t throw a spiral to save your life or run more than ten yards without collapsing in exhaustion, you might just be our next MVP. Come on down and see if you have what it takes to be a part of the most mediocre team in American flag football history.
Thank you for considering Bum Elite Football Team. Remember, it’s not whether you win or lose—it’s how much money you can spend on uniforms and tournament entry fees.
